Thursday, August 30, 2007

Dear reader: You are poor. But there's always escapsim...with the NY Times Business Section!

I love unfortunate media placements like this. They are both hilarious and depressing (my favorite combination, by the way!). This kind of reminds me of the time they cut into a Mercedes commercial on KRON 4 to bring us news that a Mercedes had spontaneously caught on fire in the Caldecott Tunnel, shutting down morning traffic in both directions. Cha-ching, Mercedes, cha-fucking-ching. Anyway, it's good to know that as my middle-class income gradually bleeds away into abject poverty, I can still live it up vicariously through news coverage of Def Jam's quarterly profits.

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