Ceci n'est pas what I expected to see on the wall of kiddie art.

Yer damn right that's not a pipe, kid. It looks like a malformed Tylenol. Oh, who am I kidding, this drawing's effing adorable! In much the same way kids are cute when they dress up in grown-up clothes, my nephew's foray into Surrealism is weirdly touching and almost made me coo myself to death. He's, like, four years old and in some pretentious pre-school art appreciation class, which is the kind of thing that usually makes me retch. But now I'm kind of hoping he gets into Dada and steals my brother and sister-and-law's toilet for his next exhibit.